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"Bake Sale" is the ending theme of "Cookin' Cookies," which is the eleventh episode of season two of Camp Camp, and the twenty-third episode overall. It is written and performed by Richie Branson, and is played during the ending credits.

Lyrics[]

I know I talk a lot of shit
But when you makin' dollars, you ain't gotta make a lot of sense
Look I started at the bottom, couldn't even top the rent
Now I'm rollin' in the dough
And I ain't talkin' chocolate chip
 
Got me feeling like I just hit the lotto
Hit the club and order up a couple wine bottles
Look, I'm about to take a trip to Cabo
Pull up in the Lamborghini Gallardo
 
And I keep my paint job hella clean
That's why I'm getting to the green like celery
Cookie cartel feeling like a Medellín
I'm in the kitchen cooking up that methamphetamine
 
I'm a hustler if you couldn't tell
I could sell water to a motherfucking well
Got haters on my tail cause they see me doin' well
But when they need the cookies, they be hittin' up my cell
 
Bake sale, bake sale
Lookin' clean
In my bake sale, bake sale
Stackin' Gs
In my bake sale, bake sale
Methamphetamine
Bake sale, Bake sale
 
Welcome to my bake sale, bake sale
Lookin' clean
In my bake sale, bake sale
Stackin' Gs
In my bake sale, bake sale
Methamphetamine
Bake sale, Bake sale
 
You know I gotta keep them cookies baked
Never make a move that a rookie makes
Delta 88 trunk full of cookie cake
Never been to Venice Beach but I'm pushing weight
 
Feelin' like I'm Tony Montana
Movin' through this snow, bitch I slay like Santa
Tryin' to take a trip down to Copacabana
Just so I can catch a few rays, no mana
 
Look, I don't need a plug like the power's out
Unless I'm looking for the bud like the Flower Scout
Can't apologize if I'm going out of bounds
I'm just ballin' out, hittin' like I'm fallin' now
 
You want my snacks? That'll cost you 5 stacks
Matter fact, I just cooked up a nice batch
One bite is all it takes to make your eyes spaz
Runnin' drugs like the dread pirate, no eyepatch
 
Bake sale, bake sale
Lookin' clean
In my bake sale, bake sale
Stackin' Gs
In my bake sale, bake sale
Methamphetamine
Bake sale, Bake sale
 
Welcome to my bake sale, bake sale
Lookin' clean
In my bake sale, bake sale
Stackin' Gs
In my bake sale, bake sale
Methamphetamine
Bake sale, Bake sale
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