|“||You call yourself a conquistador? I thought we had meaningful texts. I told you my age, sex AND location!||”|
Bonquisha is a woman who "matches" with David on Tinder after Max tampers with his phone in the episode "Romeo & Juliet II: Love Resurrected". Unbeknownst to the rest of the camp, the two actually continue dating until Bonquisha breaks it off in the episode "Bonjour Bonquisha".
Bonquisha is a tall and muscular dark-skinned woman with curly hair that is tied up in a ponytail, and yellow eyes that have vertical cat-like pupils. Her wardrobe of choice has hoop earrings, grey jeans, knee-high boots, and a collection of tank tops with often obscene phrases (in "Romeo & Juliet II: Love Resurrected" there is one reading "No Gag Reflex"; and in "Bonjour Bonquisha", there is both "Cock Factory" and "Curling State Champion").
Bonquisha could be considered rather naive due to the fact that she never even suspected that the person she had been speaking to on Tinder was a actually 10-year-old boy named Max; however, upon realizing she had been tricked, Bonquisha's demeanor shifts and she becomes aggressive. She is also rather assertive with David, as she came all the way up to Camp Campbell and thus he "owes" her a date. He seems to be initially intimidated by her, whining "wait, can't we just be friends?" when she lifts him up and carries him off.
She continues to be callous to David in the episode "Bonjour Bonquisha", where she drives up to the camp and breaks up with him with the reasoning that he isn't "man enough" for her, leaving him devastated for the entire week after. By the end of the episode, it's shown that she has quite clearly moved on with a well-dressed and kind man known as Jacob. The extent of how much she actually cared for David is unknown, since their relationship between the two episodes was left entirely unexplored.
- Bonquisha may be a reference to "Darque Chocolate", a stripper that David's voice actor, Miles Luna, was forced to deal with (more specifically, she smothered him with her "tittays" and he couldn't contain his hysterical laughter). A Rooster Teeth Animated Adventure, animated by Jordan Cwierz, was eventually created about Miles's experience.
- In the episode "Bonjour Bonquisha", it is revealed that Bonquisha has a pet dog.
- Bonquisha also owns a pink monster truck that has the plate number "CNTSMSHR".
- One of the tank tops that Bonquisha has that says "Cock Factory" may be a reference to the same two words vandalized on the bathroom stall that Michael went to in another episode of Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures.
- Bonquisha's "No Gag Reflex" shirt is shown to be in David's drawer in Arrival of the Torso Takers as Max is tossing his stuff around.
- How David got Bonquisha's shirt is unknown.
- To see the full gallery, go to Bonquisha/Gallery.