"Camp Campbell Wants YOU!" is the first non-trailer media released for Camp Camp.
It is unknown where this media sits chronologically in the series, other than it possibly being set after the first actual episode of Camp Camp, "Escape from Camp Campbell".
Synopsis[]
β | Max, Neil, Nikki, and David watch the latest Camp Campbell advert on public-access television. The advertisement describes all the different activities and camps of Camp Campbell, as described by Cameron Campbell. | β |
—Episode Description |
Features[]
Major Characters[]
- Cameron Campbell (young) (first appearance)
Supporting Characters[]
- David (first appearance)
Minor Characters[]
- Gregg (first appearance)
- Quartermaster (first appearance)
- Gwen (first appearance)
- Max (first appearance)
- Darla (first appearance)
- Jasper (first appearance)
- Nikki (first appearance)
- Neil (first appearance)
Locations[]
- Camp Campbell
- Mess Hall
- Hiking Camp
- Archery Camp
Music[]
- TBA
Trivia[]
- Quartermaster had apparently been working for Campbell way back when David and Jasper were attending the camp.
- Despite some parts of the video being recorded back when David and Jasper were attending the camp, the Quartermaster doesn't look like he has gotten any younger, hinting that he might be immortal.
- When David was younger, he was small enough to be able to fit on the palm of Campbell's hand.
- Campbell's line, "Hey, save some fun for the rest of us!", is sampled in the beginning of the outro song, "Getaway", from season 01, episode 03, "Scout's Dishonor".
Continuity[]
- In the list of camp activities that flash across the screen, "Underwater Basket Weaving" is mentioned. This is referenced again later in "Into Town" when Gwen told David to take a load off as she'll take charge of said activity.
- Another time where the Quartermaster's immortality is hinted is in the episode "NIGHT OF THE LIVING ILL", when a test tube labeled "Elixir of Immortality" is shown in the Campbell Laboratory underneath Campbell's Mansion, which Quartermaster visits often to partake in some sexual escapades ("Journey to Spooky Island" and "NIGHT OF THE LIVING ILL").
- The episode "The Quarter-Moon Convergence" also features some events that heavily imply Quartermaster's immortality.
- During the food fight at the beginning of "Keep the Change", Campbell can be seen sitting on his chair watching this trailer.
Errors[]
- At the last scene, Jasper's eyebrows appear to be under his bangs when in fact his eyebrows always appeared in front of his bangs.
Transcript[]
- The transcript for "Camp Campbell Wants YOU!" may be edited here.
- *beep* βοΈ
- *beep* βοΈ
- *beep* βοΈ
- [marching music] βοΈ
Cameron Campbell: Fun! βοΈ
Campbell: Neat! βοΈ
Campbell: Adven- βοΈ
Campbell (overlay): LEGITIMATE βοΈ
Campbell: These are the words that could be said βοΈ
- to describe the thrilling adven- βοΈ
Campbell (overlay): SUMMERS βοΈ
- - you could have at Camp Campbell! βοΈ
Campbell: Hello there! My name is Cameron βοΈ
- Campbell, roguishly handsome entrepreneur, βοΈ
- world famous adventurer, and founder of Camp Campbell. βοΈ
Campbell: Ask your parents about me. βοΈ
Campbell: I guess you could say I've spent my years living life to the fullest, βοΈ
Campbell: and it's high time I shared my adventures with the future. βοΈ
Campbell: No, I'm not a time traveler. I'm of course talking about the children. βοΈ
Campbell: Just like you and little Davey here. βοΈ
Campbell: What do you say, sport? Are you ready to βοΈ
- have some fun? βοΈ
Davey (reading off of script): Boy am I, Mr. Campbell! But what kind of fun did you have in mind? βοΈ
Davey: How was tha- βοΈ
Campbell: We've got all kinds of fun activities, from hiking to archery, and even more in between. βοΈ
Campbell: Here's a short list now. βοΈ
Campbell: Think it can't get any better? Think again, idiot! βοΈ
Campbell: Camp Campbell is equipped with the βοΈ
- finest facilities, βοΈ
- and cutting-edge 20th century technology. βοΈ
- [splash and panicked yelling in the distance] βοΈ
Campbell: Hey, save some fun for the rest of us! βοΈ
Campbell: We've also enlisted a highly trained βοΈ
- staff that are kind, caring, and above all, βοΈ
- not threatening in the slightest. βοΈ
- [crash] βοΈ
Quartermaster: ARGH! Get back here so I can threaten you little s- βοΈ
- *tone* βοΈ
Campbell: And speaking of staffers, here's one now! βοΈ
(voice off camera): pst, Gwen! βοΈ
Gwen: Uh, yeah, I'm Gwen, hi. βοΈ
Gwen (after being prodded): JESUS, WHAT- βοΈ
- *tone* βοΈ
David: How do I look, Max? βοΈ
Max (off camera): Good. βοΈ
David: Framing's all right? βοΈ
Max: Yeah. βοΈ
David: Are you sure? βοΈ
Max: David, it's good! βοΈ
David: Okay, okay... βοΈ
David: Howdy- βοΈ
- *beep* βοΈ
Campbell: Yes, Camp Campbell truly has everything. All that's missing now, is you! βοΈ
Campbell: So be sure to throw a tantrum until your parents sign you up for a camp-tastic summer βοΈ
- at Cameron Campbell's Camp Campbell summer camp! βοΈ
Campbell: We'll be seeing you soon! βοΈ
- And remember... βοΈ
- Campe Diem! βοΈ
David: That was perfect! βοΈ
David: Gwen, did you see it?! That was on public βοΈ
- access! Public access! βοΈ
David: Ohh, this is gonna be the best summer ever! βοΈ
- *sighs* βοΈ
Max: This is the worst summer ever. βοΈ
Campbell: Damn fine work on those edits, Davey! Really saved a boatload on reshoots. βοΈ
Campbell: Hey, is it too late to add video editing camp? βοΈ
Campbell: I just got an idea for a lucrative yet βοΈ
- morally grey way to make more commercials... βοΈ
Gallery[]
- To see the full gallery, go to Camp Campbell Wants YOU!/Gallery.