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Season 2[]

β€œ It's time to reach ascension! ”

—"Cult Camp"

β€œ People don't want to think, Max. They just want to feel safe! And feelings beat facts any day. Don't you want to feel safe, too? ”

—"Cult Camp"

β€œ It was just a side effect of the Millenia Wars, started by XemΓΌg and the Galactic Confederacy! ”

—"Cult Camp"

β€œ Excellent! Now, who else wants to help, and reach ascension? ”

—"Cult Camp"

β€œ Your campers have all been SO cooperative, and by the end of the day, I know everyone here will be cleansed of their hateful ways, and ready to ascend to the next level! ”

—"Cult Camp"

β€œ Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got more counseling work to do. I just can't wait for our session, Max! I've got something really special for you. ”

—"Arrival of the Torso Takers"

β€œ *Scoffs* I think I'm pretty resistant to Kool-Aid poisoning at this point. I just can't eat dairy anymore. You know what that's like, MAX? NO ICE CREAM!? ”

—"Arrival of the Torso Takers"

β€œ You see, Max. The last time I was unfortunate enough to have met you, you got me introspective. Where did I go wrong..? So, after a lengthy conversation with XemΓΌg, I came to a personal realization. In the pursuit of eternal salvation for Humanity, I've forgotten to salvage myself! And my idea of self care? KILLING Max! ”

—"Arrival of the Torso Takers"

β€œ Watching his favorite camper losing his ever fleeting grip on reality, only to be murdered! It's being live-streamed to him as we spea- ”

—"Arrival of the Torso Takers"

β€œ Oh, Maaaax~! Why'd you have to hit me so hard, Max? Now I have guitar splinters all over my face! ”

—"Arrival of the Torso Takers"

β€œ I wanted to give you a nice, memorable death, Max! But now you've given me no other choice but to stab you! Like some commoner! ”

—"Arrival of the Torso Takers"

Season 4[]

β€œ Goooood morning! Woodscout campers! ”

—"Camp Loser Says What?"

β€œ Oh, Max! Still the ever-defiant little RASCAL, I see! ”

—"Camp Loser Says What?"

β€œ David!~ Bring the bus around, would you?~ ”

—"Camp Loser Says What?"

β€œ And not only do the Wood Scouts of America sell the most delicious popcorn in the world - but they are a fundamental part of the history of this great planet, a planet that we all know was rescued from the Negabytes' Fortress, by the all powerful XemΓΌg. ”

—"Camp Loser Says What?"

β€œ I have seen some moats in my day, and I've gotta say, this one is definitely in my top four! ”

—"Camp Loser Says What?"

β€œ Oh, Max! I've told nothing but the truth from the beginning! My only goal is to uphold the values in this book! *Drops the Wood Scouts book, only to reveal the 'XemΓΌg's Guide for Eternal Salvation, kids edition' book.* ”

—"Camp Loser Says What?"

β€œ Oh Edward, no, we have to sacrifice everyone! ”

—"Camp Loser Says What?"

β€œ Is the Earth a Rhombus? Now, hurry up and grab your best gouging knife! ”

—"Camp Loser Says What?"

β€œ I'm sorry you're not happy with how this turned out, Edward. But look at the bright side; you finally won! ”

—"Camp Loser Says What?"

β€œ Well, you heard the Ultralord. It's been fun, everyone, but I'm afraid it's time we parted ways. Farewell, and may XemΓΌg bless your path! ”

—"Camp Loser Says What?"

About Daniel[]

β€œ Oh! You mean the bat-shit crazy cult leader YOU just put in charge of the camp? ”
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