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Season 1[]

"Mascot"[]

β€œ Oh I don't know how. Its kind of why I'm here ”

—Harrison referring to bringing objects he made disappear back.

"Scout's Dishonor"[]

"Camp Cool Kidz"[]

β€œ We have you now! Lets saw him in half! ”

—Harrison pursuing Space Kid

"Journey to Spooky Island"[]

"Reigny Day"[]

β€œ Maybe he vanished! Oof! ”

—Referring to Neil before getting hit by Nurf

"Romeo & Juliet II: Love Resurrected"[]

"Into Town"[]

"David Gets Hard"[]

"Mind Freakers"[]

β€œ And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the greatest trick of all! Getting a cynical, close-minded asshole to believe in magic! ”

—Harrison, after proving to Neil that magic is real

"Camporee"[]

"The Order of the Sparrow"[]

β€œ Oh Nerris you clumsy fool! Never fear, I shall save you out of the kindness of my gold heart. ”

—Harrison trying to be "nice" by saving Nerris from drowning after intentionally pushing her in the lake.

Season 2[]

"Cult Camp"[]

"Anti-Social Network"[]

"Quest to Sleepy Peak Peak"[]

β€œ You can have some dice, or some rice, or some mice, or some lice, or some ic- ”

—Harrison making things that end with ice appear before being cut off by Max

β€œ Aww... that one hurt. But my mom says I'll grow into my looks! ”

—Harrison, after Nerris insults him

β€œ Hail and well meant squirrels. ”

"Jermy Fartz"[]

"Jasper Dies at the End"[]

"Quartermaster Appreciation Day"[]

β€œ Oh I found a jigsaw puzzle! That only sells corner pieces? What? ”

—Harrison trying to find Quartermaster a gift.

"Bonjour Bonquisha"[]

β€œ What about a cute puppy?.. Or a kitten? ”

—Harrison discussing how to get David and Bonquisha back together.

"Gwen Gets a Job"[]

"Eggs Benefits"[]

β€œ Ladies and gentleman. I present to you for the first time ever... The amazing Omle. ”

—Presenting Omle/Eggolas to the Camp

β€œ Oh, but Nerris, you dumb fool. He's been here the whole time and is perfectly f- 0-0........

Ok don't be mad-

”

—Harrison accidentally crushing Omle/Eggolas under Nerris's hat after making him disappear.

"Space Camp Was a Hoax"[]

β€œ The greatest illusion of all time! I'll be known worldwide. You know in specific circles. ”

—Harrison to David, Nurf, & Preston on faking Space Kid's moon landing.

β€œ Space waits for NOO OOONE! ”

—Harrison to Space Kid when about to fake his moon landing.

"Cookin' Cookies"[]

"Parents' Day"[]

β€œ Um ok. Come on up mom and dad and watch me as I saw one of you in half. ”

—Harrison offering to do a magic trick with their mom and dad volunteering (much to their horror)

Specials[]

"NIGHT OF THE LIVING ILL"[]

"A Camp Camp Christmas, or Whatever"[]

Season 3[]

"The Fun-Raiser"[]

"Ered Gets Her Cool Back"[]

β€œ A coolest makeover. I'm sure I can pull a few tricks out of my hat. ”
β€œ Silence! I have elevated my act to include the beasts of the earth. Witness the ferocity and the beauty of the white tiger ”

—Harrison attempting to be the coolest Campbell camper.

"Foreign Exchange Campers"[]

β€œ Abracadabra! I found the first item on the list. ”

—Harrison after finding "a tree that makes you happy".

"Nikki's Last Day on Earth"[]

β€œ I'm afvraid eet ees un case uv DEATH ”

—Harrison impersonating Dolph in Preston's play he put on for Nikki.

"The Lake Lilac Summer Social"[]

β€œ UUUGGGHHH!!!! ”

—Harrison(&Nurf) groaning after David revealed the piΓ±ata Nerris was hitting was full of fun-sized tubes of toothpaste.

β€œ I'm sorry but I'm not sure I follow. I'm already part of a summer camp. ”

—Harrison when Snake attempts to convince him to join the Wood Scouts.

"Cameron Campbell the Camp Campbell Camper"[]

β€œ No, I think instead of the wizard dogs, we are simply in an everyday situation with a ridiculous twist ”

—Harrison to Nerris's plot during Preston's improv seminar.

"Something Fishy"[]

"The Candy Kingpin"[]

"Operation: Charlie Tango Foxtrot"[]

β€œ We really could've done with hearing less of those details. ”

—When fucking Jermy Fartz said he wiped his butt with the Wood Scout flag.

"City Survival"[]

"Camp Corp."[]

β€œ I thought the fundraiser was a success. If we need money why not just have the Quartermaster beat you guys up again. ”

—Harrison when Camp Campbell was sold to Camp Corp.

β€œ Max? What are you doing here? This camp is supposed to be for magicians only. ”

—Harrison when Max show up to Magic Camp

β€œ Well I'm sorry to disapoint you Max, but Magic Camp is where I belong, like a dove forcefully shoved into a jacket pocket. ”
β€œ You can't just replace me with any magic kid at Camp Campbell, Max! ”
β€œ Because.... because we were all friends! ..........Oh. It seems that I have freaked my own mind. ”

—Harrison when Max tries to convince to get Camp Campbell back by pretending to replace with a random magic kid.

 Season 4[]

"Keep the Change"[]

"Attack of the Nurfs"[]

β€œ How are we going to stop *them? ”

—A wedgied Harrison to Nurf, *them referring to his clones

"Who Peed the Lake"[]

β€œ It's all her fault, you know. She's had it in for me since breakfast. ”

—Harrison to Max after Nerris mocks him

"New Adventure!"[]

"The Quarter-Moon Convergence"[]

β€œ Oh sure I can do that. Just a normal day of being an outcast. ”

—A nervous Harrison when Quartermaster orders him to fight off monstrous vines.

β€œ Hell no! Look, I may get teased sometimes, but now I think that's because kids are insecure and too stupid to find healthy ways to deal with their fears. ”
β€œ Your'e a fucking freak man! Do not involve me with any of your future activities, I cannot stress that enough! ”

—Harrison to Quartermaster when he offers to bring him on another adventure.

"Follow the Leader"[]

β€œ So what are you gonna get from the confiscated box? ”

—Harrison trying to strike up a conversation with Petrol

"Preston Goodplay's Good Play"[]

β€œ And does it involve, the aforementioned stroke of genius continuously tossing a number of objects into the air, only to hilariously fail at their attempts at entertainment? ”

—Harrison when Preston announces his new play.

"After Hours"[]

β€œ You don't stand a chance. Team Weather Channel's going to be so fast, you will think we have all disappeared....to the finish line. ”

—Harrison to Team TV Guide Channel.

"Camp Loser Says What?"[]

β€œ What do you stand for? ”

—When Daniel says to take precautions against people who are against what they stand for.

"Squirrel Camp"[]

β€œ So they're acting out our past adventures? That's not weird I do that all the time. I made these little puppets and- ”

—Harrison when the campers wonder why the Lookalike Squirrels are copying them.

β€œ Hey, I don't see how that's better! ”

—Harrison when Nerris' squirrel lookalike pushes his into a pot of boiling soup.

"Cameron Campbell Can't Handle the Truth Serum"[]

β€œ What exactly is a false flag operation? ”

—Harrison to Cameron Campbell

β€œ Can't we just for once eat normal food? ”

—Harrison when Campbell serves him nasty Gravy balls.

"The Forest" []

"Campfire Tales" []

"Fashion Victims" []

"Party Pooper"[]

Specials[]

β€œ 🎢My spell made you all sing, and it sure has been fun.🎢

But now it's wearing thin, so to the chorus we must run.

”

—Harrison's lines during the St. Campbell's Day (song)

About Harrison[]

β€œ He made his brother disappear! ”

—Harrison's mom to the counselors, "Parents' Day"

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