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"I'm A Camp Campbell Kid" is the ending theme of the seventh episode of the third season of Camp Camp, "Cameron Campbell the Camp Campbell Camper".

Lyrics[]

I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Campbell Camp kid

Somebody said I'm old but I don't know what that is

I spit facts if you doubting the truth

Even if it hurts like a root canal in your tooth

With that said, I'm getting old; I need the Fountain of Youth

'Cuz I'm feeling like a geezer when I'm out in the booth

Somebody get the noose, I'm just tryna hang

With the young bloods, tryna learn the latest slang

Party like a rock star, call me Rick James

Might put a dollar sign in my nickname

Bitch, call me Vorhees 'cuz I'm killin' this shit like Jason

I'm so hip even though I need a hip replacement

I lied about my age in many different places

So many that I can't remember what my age is

It doesn't matter, don't test my fly

Got pride like couples in the FBI

Every day I tell 'em, "Please don't arrest a guy

For tryin' to stay forever young and extra fly"

I don't wanna grow up

Fuck that

I don't wanna grow up

Somebody tell 'em

I don't wanna grow up

I'm a big kid

I don't wanna grow up

I'm young forever

I don't wanna grow up

Fuck that

I don't wanna grow up

Somebody tell 'em

I don't wanna grow up

I'm a big kid

I don't wanna grow up

I'm young forever

Yo, I wish that I could take a time machine

Back when I had a lot of extra time to dream

Age thirteen, cooking up all kinds of schemes

I just want the paper, gotta get the finer things

I know you gotta love everyone, to get the win

Shoutout to the white, Asian, black, and Mexicans

Shoutout to the bi, gay, trans, and lesbians

And shoutout to the criminals turned thespians

Except for Campbell, that's not who I am

Always been a free man, never in the can

I don't rock with soup unless it's ramen in Japan

And when I see chopsticks, wallet in my hand

They calling me the greatest ever, like combining two and three

With a shoe deal, Space Jam and two three-peats

Listen, you don't wanna miss out on these juicy deets

I throw 'em out, goin' wild on these goofy beats

I don't wanna grow up

Fuck that

I don't wanna grow up

Somebody tell 'em

I don't wanna grow up

I'm a big kid

I don't wanna grow up

I'm young forever

I don't wanna grow up

Fuck that

I don't wanna grow up

Somebody tell 'em

I don't wanna grow up

I'm a big kid

I don't wanna grow up

I'm young forever

Trivia[]

  • The first two lines of the song is a reference to the Toys R Us theme song.
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