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"I'm A Camp Campbell Kid" is the ending theme of the seventh episode of the third season of Camp Camp, "Cameron Campbell the Camp Campbell Camper".
Lyrics[]
I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Campbell Camp kid
Somebody said I'm old but I don't know what that is
I spit facts if you doubting the truth
Even if it hurts like a root canal in your tooth
With that said, I'm getting old; I need the Fountain of Youth
'Cuz I'm feeling like a geezer when I'm out in the booth
Somebody get the noose, I'm just tryna hang
With the young bloods, tryna learn the latest slang
Party like a rock star, call me Rick James
Might put a dollar sign in my nickname
Bitch, call me Vorhees 'cuz I'm killin' this shit like Jason
I'm so hip even though I need a hip replacement
I lied about my age in many different places
So many that I can't remember what my age is
It doesn't matter, don't test my fly
Got pride like couples in the FBI
Every day I tell 'em, "Please don't arrest a guy
For tryin' to stay forever young and extra fly"
I don't wanna grow up
Fuck that
I don't wanna grow up
Somebody tell 'em
I don't wanna grow up
I'm a big kid
I don't wanna grow up
I'm young forever
I don't wanna grow up
Fuck that
I don't wanna grow up
Somebody tell 'em
I don't wanna grow up
I'm a big kid
I don't wanna grow up
I'm young forever
Yo, I wish that I could take a time machine
Back when I had a lot of extra time to dream
Age thirteen, cooking up all kinds of schemes
I just want the paper, gotta get the finer things
I know you gotta love everyone, to get the win
Shoutout to the white, Asian, black, and Mexicans
Shoutout to the bi, gay, trans, and lesbians
And shoutout to the criminals turned thespians
Except for Campbell, that's not who I am
Always been a free man, never in the can
I don't rock with soup unless it's ramen in Japan
And when I see chopsticks, wallet in my hand
They calling me the greatest ever, like combining two and three
With a shoe deal, Space Jam and two three-peats
Listen, you don't wanna miss out on these juicy deets
I throw 'em out, goin' wild on these goofy beats
I don't wanna grow up
Fuck that
I don't wanna grow up
Somebody tell 'em
I don't wanna grow up
I'm a big kid
I don't wanna grow up
I'm young forever
I don't wanna grow up
Fuck that
I don't wanna grow up
Somebody tell 'em
I don't wanna grow up
I'm a big kid
I don't wanna grow up
I'm young forever
Trivia[]
- The first two lines of the song is a reference to the Toys R Us theme song.