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"Maliyah's Melody" is the ending theme of "Eggs Benefits," the ninth episode of season two of Camp Camp. It is written and performed by Richie Branson, and is played during the ending credits.

Lyrics[]

When she was just a zygote
I was goin' psycho
Zika goin' viral
So I kept her in a silo
Wasn't even born but I was checkin' on her Fico
Now I'm plannin' education
And the places that she might go
 
Every day, I'm like
"Oh shit, I have a kid!"
Hope she never has to fight cancer
Like her daddy did
But if she gets her mother's genes
I'd be happy, then
'Cuz she be running track I bet she be the fastest kid!
 
Buy my baby everything she wanna buy
With a weekly allowance of a hundred dimes
Tell her she can't have a boyfriend 'til she's 25
But I'll be the type of dad that she can run it by
 
Huh, I'm keepin' up with every new fad
I hope my daughter's friends think she gotta cool dad
Got that family health insurance with the full plan
Shit, but I hope we never have to use that
 
Baby (Huh?)
I got a baby (What?)
She's the reason that I stay motivated
And when it comes to my baby I'm crazy
So if you hurt my baby I'ma punch your face in
 
Look, I got a baby (Huh?)
I got a baby (What?)
She's the reason that I stay motivated
And when it comes to my baby I'm crazy
So if you hurt my baby I'ma punch your face in
Look, I got a baby
 
I wanna take her places that I've never been
Takin' trips to stimulate intelligence
This is Clinton, Clinton set the precedent
But I think my daughter might become the president
 
The first lady I ain't talkin' 'bout Melania,
First-rated college education get them dollars up
Look, I'm just tryna be a good father, bruh
Hope my daughter thinks I'm the shit
Like I got Cholera
 
Huh, I might teach her how to speak Russian
Just in case this election has some repercussions
That line'll get them hotter than a baker's oven
Haters tweeting by the dozen but I fly above it
 
Baby clothes
Daddy's got his third right (?)
I'll have my daughter dressin' flyer than a bird's flight
I can't wait to see my baby write her first rhyme
Shit, I thought I heard her rappin' when she first cried
 
Baby (Huh?)
I got a baby (What?)
She's the reason that I stay motivated
And when it comes to my baby I'm crazy
So if you hurt my baby I'ma punch your face in
 
Look, I got a baby (Huh?)
I got a baby (What?)
She's the reason that I stay motivated
And when it comes to my baby I'm crazy
So if you hurt my baby I'ma punch your face in
 
Look, I got a baby.
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