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Season 1[]
"Escape from Camp Campbell"[]
| “ | Will someone please talk to me about Science Camp? None of those kids looked too Science-y. Nikki: What about that astronaut kid? |
” |
—Neil, after Nikki suggests Space Kid to be his new friend | ||
"Mascot"[]
"Scout's Dishonor"[]
| “ | I think I'll go to my dad's house and tell him Mom sent me to an abusive summer camp. Pretend to like him more so that she'll try to buy back my love. | ” |
—Neil on what he would do after supposedly escaping Camp Campbell | ||
| “ | Y'all are some ignorant fucking cunts. | ” |
—Neil as Neeancy, after the Flower Scouts' sexist statement | ||
"Camp Cool Kidz"[]
"Journey to Spooky Island"[]
"Reigny Day"[]
"Romeo & Juliet II: Love Resurrected"[]
"Into Town"[]
"David Gets Hard"[]
"Mind Freakers"[]
| “ | You shut your whore mouth, Harrison! | ” |
—Neil, still denying the existence of magic. | ||
| “ | Fuck you, Harrison. | ” |
—Neil, after Harrison uses unexplainable magic. | ||
"Camporee"[]
"The Order of the Sparrow"[]
"OW! YOU WHORE"
-Neil, when the platypus bit him
Season 2[]
"Cult Camp"[]
| “ | I would just like to point out the fucked up implications of specifically you putting specifically me into a gas chamber. | ” |
—Neil objecting to a purified Dolph trying to purify Neil. | ||
"Anti-Social Network"[]
| “ | You want boobs? Ohh, I'll give you!-...well you'll play a game alright. | ” |
—Neil responding to Max and Nikki saying what they wanted to do on the hunk of junk computer in Science Camp. | ||
"Quest to Sleepy Peak Peak"[]
"Jermy Fartz"[]
"Jasper Dies at the End"[]
"Quartermaster Appreciation Day"[]
| “ | Yeah, don't mess with fucking family, unless you want a fucking family! | ” |
—Neil responding to David at the end of the episode. | ||
"Bonjour Bonquisha"[]
"Gwen Gets a Job"[]
"Eggs Benefits"[]
"Space Camp Was a Hoax"[]
"Cookin' Cookies"[]
"Parents' Day"[]
| “ | Holy fucking parents!" | ” |
—Neil reacting to his dad and Nikki's mom having sex behind a show prop. | ||
Specials[]
"NIGHT OF THE LIVING ILL"[]
"A Camp Camp Christmas, or Whatever"[]
Season 3[]
"The Fun-Raiser"[]
"Ered Gets Her Cool Back"[]
| “ | Max: Do you guys smell that? Bird Shit? |
” |
—Neil, after Max tried to tell them about his plan | ||
"Foreign Exchange Campers"[]
| “ | You know, Nikki, we were so worried about foreigners coming in and ruining what we love, that we never even considered that the person from our own country might actually be the biggest problem. | ” |
—Neil on the revelation Brian was a spy | ||
"Nikki's Last Day on Earth"[]
"Dial M For Jasper"[]
"The Lake Lilac Summer Social"[]
"Cameron Campbell the Camp Campbell Camper"[]
"Something Fishy"[]
"The Candy Kingpin"[]
"Operation: Charlie Tango Foxtrot"[]
| “ | Wait, you fucking KILLED the platypus? | ” |
—Neil's reaction to Snake's story | ||
"City Survival"[]
"Camp Corp."[]
Specials[]
"Arrival of the Torso Takers"[]
"Culture Day"[]
Season 4[]
"Keep the Change"[]
"Attack of the Nurfs"[]
| “ | I don't really do layman's terms, but, technically it could... fuck shit up? | ” |
—Neil explaining his Hardon Collider's event horizon to Nurf | ||