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Season 1[]

"Mascot"[]

"Scout's Dishonor"[]

"Camp Cool Kidz"[]

"Journey to Spooky Island"[]

"Reigny Day"[]

"Romeo & Juliet II: Love Resurrected"[]

β€œ WIZARD! You're about to get your cue. I will not have you ruffians RUIN MY BIG DEBUT! ”

—Preston yelling at Max.

β€œ That's the end of Act I. Intermission time. GO GET SOME SNACKS! ”

—Preston

β€œ Thanks for your contribution. An inanimate object stuffed with HAY could have acted better!

Platypus, you're doing great! Stole the scene! Keep it up!

”

—Preston criticizing Max's performance and praising the platypus.

β€œ I don't know who this BITCH is, but she is KILLING IT! AH! ”

—Preston, as Tabii nails her role as Juliet

β€œ The theater! The cruelest mistress of all! Like the mistakes of so many teenage girls, has been aborted. ”

—Preston, after the FBI arrived and after his play was ruined

"Into Town"[]

"David Gets Hard"[]

"Mind Freakers"[]

β€œ "WHERE ARE THE COUNSELORS?! ”

—Preston when Neil tries to recreate Harrison's trick.

"Camporee"[]

"The Order of the Sparrow"[]

β€œ I know! I really did some good today! So for my prize I was thinking of a Broadway deal. ”

—Preston after "cleaning" the forest by paving it.

Season 2[]

"Cult Camp"[]

"Anti-Social Network"[]

β€œ Yes Neil! Loving the passion but feeling a little too on the nose. I need you to sell it to me without saying it to me. Lets do it again, but maybe try to bury your motivations in a...bit...more...subtext. ”

—Preston on Neil's maniacal laughter after coming up with the chat bot idea., Before he was strangled.

"Quest to Sleepy Peak Peak"[]

"Jermy Fartz"[]

β€œ Hooo boy, that is really-

acceptable under these conditions! So I will work with it!

”

—Preston about to insult David's theme of the forest before being stopped by Petrol.

"Jasper Dies at the End"[]

"Quartermaster Appreciation Day"[]

"Bonjour Bonquisha"[]

β€œ Quick!! Cue the rain! EVERYTHING'S sexier in the rain ”

—Preston when the campers attempt to get Bonquisha back with David

"Gwen Gets a Job"[]

β€œ How am I supposed to make EDGY ART without an authority figure to rebel against!? ”

—Preston when Neil and Nikki tell the campers that Gwen's leaving

"Eggs Benefits"[]

β€œ Oh nothing just tripped and fell into a doorknob a couple times. It was my fault really. Anyway I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar please. ”

—Preston when questioned about his black eye., Then holding up a sign that says "HELP ME"

"Space Camp Was a Hoax"[]

β€œ YES!! Improvisational theater! An entire play with where the lead has no script! GROUNDBREAKING! ”

"Cookin' Cookies"[]

"Parents' Day"[]

β€œ THE PLAY WOMAN!! DID YOU LIKE THE PLAY!? ”

—Preston yelling at Gram Gram asking if she liked his "one man, one act, one word play", Also revealing that the reason Preston yells a lot may be due to his grandmother's impaired hearing

Specials[]

"NIGHT OF THE LIVING ILL"[]

β€œ KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! ”

—Referring to sick Neil

β€œ Fab-u-lous! This is the kind of house I'll live in after my 'Hamilton, But With Jazz' musical wins all those Tony's ”

—Preston on Cameron Campbell's summer house bedroom

β€œ Finally! Preston will be the hero for once! And they'll make a Lifetime movie network biopic about me! "The Boy who Cured": The Preston Goodplay story! ”

—Preston after finding the medicine cabinet.

"A Camp Camp Christmas, or Whatever"[]

β€œ Well friends, as the children of divorced parents often say. β€œTWO CHRISTMASES!” ”

—Preston after finding out they will celebrate Christmas in Camp Campball

Season 3[]

"The Fun-Raiser"[]

"Ered Gets Her Cool Back"[]

β€œ He's right. It's a power vacuum of cool! Just like in Julius Caesar, and in this version I will play the role of Cassius. Everything works out great for him. ”

—Preston when Max states that since Ered is no longer "cool" than anybody at Camp Campbell can be the coolest.

β€œ Its time for someone else to have their turn in the spotlight! And nothing's cooler than DRAMA! And sometimes Stockholm Syndrome. ”

—Preston attempting to be the coolest camper

"Foreign Exchange Campers"[]

β€œ Good job Harrison! This tree DOES make me happy! ”

—Preston to Harrison after he finds the first item on the scavenger hunt list which is "a tree that makes you happy"

"Nikki's Last Day on Earth"[]

β€œ Shall you not even rejoice for my sake Maximilian! ”

—Preston as Nikki to Nerris portraying Max after she portrays Max as uncaring to Nikki's feelings in one of his plays

"Dial M For Jasper"[]

"The Lake Lilac Summer Social"[]

"Cameron Campbell the Camp Campbell Camper"[]

β€œ Sounds like SOMEONE is interested in attending my improv seminar. ”

—Preston when Campbell asks if there's a camp where people say thing that are false but pretend that they're real.

β€œ STOP! You fools are breaking the fundamental rules of improv! Instead of saying, "No, but..." try saying, "Yes, and...". ”

—Preston when Harrison shuts down Nerris' idea of "wizard dogs".

"Something Fishy"[]

"The Candy Kingpin"[]

"Operation: Charlie Tango Foxtrot"[]

β€œ Petrol is the perfect narrator! He says so much, with so little! ”

—Preston at the end of his flashback.

"City Survival"[]

"Camp Corp."[]

Season 4[]

"Keep the Change"[]

β€œ I'm too talented to die! ”

—Preston to Cameron Campbell when he hesitates to give $50 to a fake robber.

"Attack of the Nurfs"[]

"Who Peed the Lake"[]

β€œ I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL WENT ON AT BREAKFEAST!! I spent most of this morning putting on this fantastic bathing suit. It's a BITCH TO PUT ON!! But perfection takes time. ”

—Preston when being interrogated by Max about who peed in the lake.

"New Adventure!"[]

"The Quarter-Moon Convergence"[]

β€œ I am getting a very strong sense of deja vu right now. ”

—Preston when he and the campers when they get lost losing a meteorite.

"Follow the Leader"[]

"Preston Goodplay's Good Play"[]

β€œ Oh hey everyone look at me, I'm a big dumb wacky counselor and I'm juggling and WHOOP, there go my balls! ”

—Preston's first performance as Wacky Camp Counselor.

"After Hours"[]

β€œ Well at least the TV Guide Channel lets you imagine all and shows YOU COULD BE WATCHING!!! ”

—Preston to Team Weather Channel

β€œ Mr. Campbell, what about the bear I heard? It could still be out there. ”

—A paranoid Preston to Cameron Campbell.

"Camp Loser Says What?"[]

β€œ Please you have to save us! You don't know what they're like, okay? Liars and fiends!! ”

—Preston behind Petrol's back to a pair of strangers begging safety from the Woodscouts.

"Squirrel Camp"[]

β€œ As if! I doubt a wild animal could have fashion sense just as bad as yours! ”

—Preston when Neil informs the others that a squirrel looked like him.

β€œ Yes! I'm getting just the right soupΓ§on of squirrelosity. It's all very avant-garde. Remember to walk with animal confidence and you'll do just fine. ”

—Preston applying a squirrel costume on Space Kid so he can infiltrate the camp which was annexed by squirrels.

"Cameron Campbell Can't Handle the Truth Serum"[]

"The Forest"[]

"Campfire Tales"[]

"Fashion Victims"[]

β€œ Ainsley's my second favorite influencer on Photoglam. My favorite only posts videos of babies laughing at animals. NOW BE QUIET! SHE'S REVEALING HER WISDOM! ”

—Preston to Tabii when she asks if he forgot where he went to camp due to him attending the Flower Scouts fundraiser meeting.

β€œ Brilliance! ”

—Preston during Ainsley's presentation.

β€œ Ahem, while we wait I've prepared an exclusive selection from my new masterwork. Forest Gump II: Too Much Shrimp! ”

"Party Pooper"[]

β€œ Let your father tell his tales! ”

—An irate Preston to Gwen.

"Panicked Room"[]

"The Butterfinger Effect"[]

Specials[]

"St. Campbell's Day"[]

β€œ Take a shower, you heathen. ”

—A bitter Preston to David who ruined St. Campbell's Day.

About Preston[]

β€œ Don't make this lame, Preston. ”

—Max to Preston after he mentions "Les Mis", "Camp Cool Kidz"

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