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Pilot[]

β€œ Arrrgh! Get back here and lemme threaten you, you little s- ”

—Quartermaster, employee of the year

Season 1[]

"Escape from Camp Campbell"[]

β€œ Not today, child. Only one driving this bus is me. ”

—Quartermaster thwarting Max's escape

β€œ No runnin' ”

—Quartermaster enforcing the rules

"Mascot"[]

β€œ No! The crown is MINE! You bow down to me! ”

—Quartermaster defending his newly-acquired kingdom

"Journey to Spooky Island"[]

β€œ Quartermaster: When ghosts walk the island, an' demons rise from the pit, an' aliens kidnap any trespassers an' probe their tender -

Gwen: Ohohoho, okay. We get it, don't we, kids?
Quartermaster: ... Anuses. I was gonna say "anuses".

”

—Quartermaster, warning the kids about wandering the camp at night

β€œ I WARNED YEEEEEOOOOUUUUU, CHIIIILLLDD!!!!!! ”

—Quartermaster who, in fairness, did warn Max

Season 2[]

"Quartermaster Appreciation Day"[]

β€œ Cousins fucked. ”

—Explaining Quartersister's exact relationship to himself

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