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You know, maybe I don't hate Camp Campbell. Maybe I hate EVERYTHING


"Scout's Dishonor" is the 3rd episode of the first season of Camp Camp and the 3rd episode overall.

Official Synopsis

Max, Neil, and Nikki's latest attempt to escape Camp Campbell goes awry. Nikki returns to a terrible place. Neil adapts to a better way of life. Max is held prisoner.

Episode Description


This plot summary is incomplete.

As another day concludes at Camp Campbell, Max, Nikki, and Neil sneak out to the pier for their second escape attempt (after their failed one in "Escape from Camp Campbell"). Max enlists the help of Billy Nikssilp, allegedly a well-decorated ex-Wood Scout, to ferry them away from Camp Campbell. Billy offers this help, not in generosity, but due to a "vow".

As they depart from camp, Neil and Nikki discuss what they would do "on the outside." However, when Nikki proceeds to offer the same question to Max – Max is shown to be distracted and concerned, suspicious of where they are heading– although Billy claims to be taking a "shortcut". Pondering this dilemma, Max realizes that they are traveling via Wood Scout property.

Upon Max's discovery, Billy ambushes Max and stabs him in the back with a sharpened candy cane. Startled, Neil and Nikki attempt to backpedal. However, Nikki is soon thrown overboard by Billy as "NO GIRLS ALLOWED!" (referring to the Wood Scout Camp). Seeking assistance from Neil, Max manages to restrain Billy for some time; however, Neil is nowhere to be seen, presumably falling overboard himself in attempt to retrieve Nikki. Billy regains control and forcefully jabs Max in the face. Battered, Max alleges that Billy never left the Wood Scouts, and indeed, Billy confirms that his vow was to show others the glory of the Wood Scouts. (Cue Theme Song)

After the theme song, Neil is shown knocked out with some seaweed on his head. He is woken by Nikki, who is obviously concerned, slapping him. After some confusion, three girls come across Nikki and Neil. It is revealed that Nikki knows the trio, who are a part of the Flower Scouts. Nikki admits to bailing the Flower Scouts because it was boring. When Neil attempts to introduce himself, Nikki hides his identity by making him refer to himself as "Neeancy," passing it off as a French name. The Flower Scouts offer to let Neeancy join them in their activities and say that Nikki could come too (but in a way that shows how much they dislike her). After the invitation, Neil asks out loud his curiosity as Max's well-being. 

This cuts to a scene in which Max is being slapped across the face while tied up in a chair inside the Wood Scout Camp. As a scout (later revealed to be Petrol) hits Max repeatedly, an auburn-haired teen emerges and introduces himself as Edward Pikeman, the Senior Patrol leader of a Wood Scout Troop. Max proceeds to point out the acne on Pikeman's face. When Pikeman becomes visibly upset, he apologizes. Pikeman snaps out of it and explains that enrollment into the Wood Scouts is at an all-time low, resorting them to forcibly recruiting new members. When Max points out the irony of this, Pikeman denies kidnapping anyone, saying that it would be immoral. He then asks for the rope course to be prepared so Max's initiation process can begin. Upon hearing this, Max yells in protest.

Meanwhile, Neeancy and Nikki participate in various activities with the Flower Scouts. In each activity, the Flower Scouts seem to enjoy Neeancy's company, but look at Nikki with disgust as she shows them her own take on the projects. Afterward, Neeancy is rewarded with a badge and is officially accepted into the Flower Scouts. When Nikki proudly shows them the eagle she discovered, Neeancy congratulates her while the Flower Scouts back away in horror and disgust. Confused by this, Neeancy asks why they had such a bad attitude towards Nikki, causing them to reveal that they ran her out because she wasn't ladylike. When the Flower Scouts force Neeancy to choose between them and Nikki, Neil walks over to Nikki, swearing at them in the process. Neil reveals his true identity and flies away with Nikki while holding onto the eagle's legs. As they fly back to Camp Campbell, Nikki thanks Neil for sticking up for her, to which Neil replies with a cliche but heartwarming sentiment. Nikki comments on how gay that sounds which results in Neil scolding her, saying that they had just learned a lesson on stereotyping. When Nikki asks if Max has learned any lessons, it cuts to him dangling off a rope bridge, presumably from the ropes course in the Wood Scout Camp, with Max saying that he just hates everything.


Main Characters

Supporting Characters

  • Snake (first appearance)
  • Sasha (first appearance)
  • Erin (first appearance)
  • Tabii (first appearance)

Minor Characters



  • Wood Scouts' boat
  • Flower Scouts' badge
  • "Donut Caboose" sign
  • Snake's candy cane



  • Nikki was revealed to be a Flower Scout before she got kicked out for being unlady-like before she started attending Camp Campbell.
  • Nikki is shown to be able to tame wild animals, as she was able to tame a wild eagle and even named it "Timothy."
  • The Flower Scouts' badge is revealed to double as a Wi-Fi Hotspot.
  • Neil is shown to be skilled at embroidery, table manners and whatever else is required to be a Flower Scout.
  • The Wood Scouts is shown to be a male only military-like camp as Snake throws Nikki overboard claiming that girls are not allowed in their camp.
  • It is also revealed that out of all the camps situated in Lake Lilac, the Wood Scouts' camp is the only camp which has an eerie atmosphere to it.
  • Lake Lilac is shown to be famous for the numerous camping grounds situated around it.Three of the most notable camps are: Camp Campbell, The Flower Scouts' Camp, and The Wood Scouts' Camp, to name a few.

Cultural References


  • Nikki's ability to tame animals is later shown again in "Camporee" as she was able to tame a wild wolf by using cross-species communication and even got it to go after the other camps.
  • Sasha saying "Tabii, seriously, what the fuck?!" after Tabii says that girls get pregnant once boys "pee" in them is referenced again in "Bonjour Bonquisha" after Tabii gets stabbed by the same fork that she was aiming to throw at The Cute Waitress.


  • Although David states at the beginning of the episode how he doesn't sleep and lies in bed awake only to patiently and happily wait for the next day to come, this is proven untrue in "Cult Camp," as he was seen sleeping soundly with his morning wood.


The transcript for "Scout's Dishonor" may be edited here.
*Peaceful Nighttime Music*  

David: Ah... another wonderful day at Camp Campbell.  

David: All that's left to do now is recharge with a full eight hours of lying in bed...  

David: Awake! Waiting for tomorrow!  

Max: Alright, guys, our first attempt to bust out of this god-forsaken hellhole didn't work.  

Max: But tonight's gonna be different.  

Max: Because we have a secret weapon...  

Max: Billy Nikssilp.  

Billy: Call me "Snake."  

Max: He's ex-wood scouts. And he's one of the best.  

Max: Isn't that right, Billy?  


Billy: Got my search-and rescue badge in two weeks...  

Billy: Got my wilderness survival in one.  

Nikki: That's amazing!  

Max: I never had a choice.  

Max: The Woodscouts are some of the most intense, militant campers on Lake Lilac.  

Max: Billy here escaped.  

Neil: ...And why is he helping us?  

Billy: I'm not doing this for YOU.  

Billy: I made a vow.  

Neil: ...Well, o-kay, let's get in the boat!  

Neil: So... what're you gonna do on the outside?  

Nikki: Probably live with the animals.  

Try and get raised by wolves, maybe work my way up to alpha. Pee on stuff.  

Nikki: What about you guys?  

Neil: I think I'll go to my dad's house and tell him that mom sent me to an abusive summer camp.  

Pretend to like him more so she'll try to buy back my love.  

Nikki: That's really dark, Neil.  

Nikki: How 'bout you, Max?  


Max: Billy...  

Max: Where are you taking us?  

Billy: ...Shortcut.  

*Suspenseful noise.*  

Neil: Aah!  


Billy: *Grr*  

Nikki: YO! WHAT GIVES?!  


Neil: NIKKI!  

Max: Neil, quick! Grab his-!  

Aw, shit.  

Max: You never left them, did you Billy?!  

Billy: I made a vow... to show others the glory of the Woodscouts.  

And I told you...  

There's a place I know that's tucked away,  
A place where you and I can stay,  
Where we can go to laugh and play,  
And have adventures every day!  
I know it sound hard to believe, but guys and gals, it's true!  
Camp Cambell is the place for me and you!  
We'll swim through lakes and climb up trees,  
Catch fish, bugs, bears and honeybees,  
There's endless possibilities,  
Our motto's "Campe Diem," and that means I'm telling Youuuuuuuuuuu.....  
We've got:  
Archery, Hiking, Search-and-Rescue, Biking, Horseback-riding, Training that will save you from a heart-attack, Scuba-diving, Miming,  
Football, Limbo, Science, Stunting, Pre-calc, Spaceships, Treasure Hunting, Bomb defusal, No refusal, Fantasy, Circus Trapeze, and Fights and Ghosts and Paints and Snakes and Knives and Chess and Dance and Weights!  
It's Camp Camp!  
>Wake up!<  
Aah! Ah! H-wa?  
What am I wearing?  
Where are we?  
Where happiness goes to DIE.  
>Oh. My. God.<  
Is that... Nikkaaaaah?  
Heh, hey... guys...  
You know them?  
Ew, who is thaat?  
Tabbii, Erin, pleeze.  
A Flower Scout always welcomes others with daintyness and respaact.  
...Flower scouts?  
*Angelic Chorus*  
Nikki? YOU were a Flower Scout?  
Ugh, yeah...  
...But they were totally boring, so I bailed.  
It's sooo good to see you again, Nikki.  
And, um...?  

Neil: Ne-  

Nikki: ANCY!  

YES! It's uh... spelled REALLY DUMB, it's French.  
I'm Tabbii, with two "i's!"  
Well, come on, Neeancy! Our morning activities are staarting!  
...You can come too, Nikki.  
Man, we really lucked out.  
Hey... you think Max is okay?  
Why do yoU KEEP HITTING ME?!  
That's enough, Petrol.  
Don't want to over-tenderize the new meat.  
Who the hell are you?  
Cedar Scout, First Class, Edward Pikeman.  
Senior Patrol Leader of Woodscout Troop 818.  
And it looks like you're our latest recruit.  
God, your face is gross.  
Oh, sorry, that just slipped out...  
Sorry... I know...  
That was mean.  
It really was...  
It's just... you were so close...  
Enrollment into our organization has reached and all-time low.  
So we have no choice but to forcibly recruit new members into our program.  
I mean, have you considered that enrollment is low because you guys do things like kidnap other campers?  
Oh, we don't kidnap campers...  
That'd be immoral.  

Max: That guy LITERALLY stabbed me in the back.  

No... he RESCUED you.  
After you ran away from Camp Campbell.  
And now... we're going to make a Woodscout out of you...  
>Prepare the ropes course!<  

Max: Nooooooooooooooo!  

*Montage music*  
*Sparkle-sparkle noise*  
Consider yourself an honorary Flower Scout, Neeancy!  
Wow, Sasha, thanks!  
This place is amazing!  
Air conditioning, indoor plumbing, free wi-fi!  
The badge is actually a hotspot.  
I mean, what did you think this place was like?  
A girl can't be expected to rough it in the cruel outdoors!  
A-men, sister!  
>Hey guys, check it out!<  
I named him Timothy!  
Nikki, that's incredible!  
Nikki, gross!  
It probbly has woorms!  
What is wrong with you?  
...But he brought gifts....  
*Wet smack.*  
Neeancy, get away from her!  
What? Why?  
Can't you see-ah?  
She's nahht normaaal.  
Neeancy, I know you're new, but you have to see that Nikki's just not Flower Scout material.  
It's why we ran her out in the first place.  
You RAN her out?  
Of course!  
It was for her own good! She's just so... unladylike.  
She likes bugs.  
And fighting  
And exercising for reasons other than sculpting the perfect body image.  
It's like if a boy came in here and tried to do what we do.  
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.  
The hell's that supposed to mean?  
Uh, hell-ooo?  
Neeancy, boys are supposed to be tough.  
...And ruggeehd.  
...And if they pee in you, you get pregnant!  
...My sister told me...  
Look, Neeancy, that's just how the world works.  
Now, do you want to be socially outcast?  
Or do you want to go get ice cream?  
Ya'll are some ignorant fucking cunts.  
...And the name's Neil!  
Let's get out of here, Nikki.  
Also! I'm keeping the wi-fi!  
*Victory Squawk*  
...He can pee in me anytime.  
Thanks for sticking up for me, Neil.  
Yeah, well, Paradise isn't Paradise without your friends.  
That was super gay.  
We JUST learned a lesson about stereotyping!  
Oh, right. Sorry.  
...You think Max learned any valuable lessons on his adventure?  
You know, maybe I don't hate Camp Campbell.  
Maybe I hate EVERYTHING.  


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